when it comes to donald trumpp and his new strategy. >> wisconsin, baby, bravo to the people of wisconsin. lou: joanne nosuchinsky. 93% of you have said donald trump will best serve this country by destroying political correctness. good night from new york. kennedy: hi, there, middle of the week, i'm watchi a couple of cocky campaigns recoil from badger bites as wisconsin dealt punch and blows. hillary the tip kale wet blanket of after think sat back anlet bernie sandersgnite, excite and deligha grouof
ogresse zosm byes. d there is plenty of jam to spread on your crescent roll. first look at what ted cruz did right. >> tonight is a rning point, a rallyi cry, a call from the hard working men and womenf wisconn to the people of americ we have a choice. a real choice. kennedy: paul ryan is running for president? d used an effective strategy he will have to replite. he will have to get big names in upcoming states. an has to insure donald trump keeps saying really stupid stuff pecially about women. the third one iseyond his control. but with trump's campaign admitting theyre not changing strategy at all. it's possible we could enjoy
donald stepping in hotiles of abortion and asslt. he's raisingng more money and subtle doubts about her hics and fitness by implying she is neous. please keep this a secret. do not tell secretary clinton she is getting a little nervous and i don't wants her to be re nervous. but i think we he an excellent ance to win new york and a lot of delegates in that state. kennedy:t won't matter much. although senator sanders is ridingadame second terry into the ground. he has 1,007 to her 1,079. and lord only knows what unethical horse trading is going on with the super d.s to sell
their souls so mrs. clinton can buy the white house. we'll always have wisconsin. on the show donald trump finly reveals how he will make mexico pay for that big ridiculous wall on the southern borderer. dr. ron paulul joins m and. i'm interviewed living legends that is buzz aldrin. second man to walk on the moon. stay here for it. i'm kennedy. i'm kennedy. ted cruz trounced donald trump in wisconsin. so how did he do it? and can he keep the momentum alive? let's ask tonight's party panel. katie after thrich, gavin
mcinnis, and matt welelch, "reason" magazine. and host of the naught welch show. it's a great episode. someone has to start somewhere. for ted cruz the race night have started in wisconsin is it a turning point for ted cruz, a turning point agaiainst donald trump or some weird confluence of even that won't happen again. >> i think it's a little much to call it a turning point. i n't think this will change the course of the election. i don't think voters in upcoming states are going to dumb -- dump trump in favor of ted cruz. i don't ththink that we are turning g a corner. i think that wisconsin was really an anomaly in the sense
we are not going to see that happen again moving forward. kennedy: there were so many factors that played to ted cruz's advantage. even though he probably liked it, it's going to be difficult to re reply car it those thing a lot of people are talking about trump hitting a ceilg in wisconsin. is your boy nished? >> it doesn't look great for my boy. but someone said i can sleep with the chick from wkrp. i go to the bedroom expectin lonnienderson and bailey is on the edge of the bed. i won't particular cruz t of bed for eating crackers. a little more lonnie. kennedy: but she is mary anne to trump's. >> my fear is i go into the bedroom and lerks s nesman is in
bed. kennedy: a lot of people said wisconsin was important because ted cruz won. it meant we are much more certain to go to a contested convention. but now it seems to make new york for important. >> it will be a great bloodbath on both sides. the number to wch is 50%. if he e gets 5.1%. if he ge 49%? every county in new york, he ts 61 delegates. kennedy: today a monmouth ll reveal he's just ove 50%. >> just at 52%. ted cruz it getting up tard 40%. but this is trump's home turf.
kennedy: lord only knows what's going to happen the next two weeks. did last night's result inch us onstep closer to a contested convention? 80% of trump supporters, they don't want any part of that. they think that's the biggest bowl of malarkey nonsense they have ever been served. >> you guys get in the numbers of stuff, huh? kennedy: forget the numbers. >> all i know w is i want trump because i hate politics. i want to throw a bomb into the white house metaphorically. you guys have done your research, your 50%s and everything. we trump supporters is an f you vote. it's not about numbers.
kennedy: if he doesn't get engh f you votes to get the number of delegates to get the nomination. >> the only hope for trump is to appease women because they control the political spectrum. if someone does something illegal they should be punished. it was the worse thing he ever did because women are hystecal and go, i do something bad and i get punished? placate the la tl them what they want to hear kennedy: he had a horrible we with heidi cws and michelle fields. >> we cago into how they lied. >> it many no longer about the touching. it's about the reaction to the touching. >> are you okay, can you breathe?
>> when you look at what donald trump has to do to get to this number. if he doesn't get to this 50.1% in new yorhe will ine and say it's not fair. what people need to understand is if you want to be the republican nominee you get to 1,237 before the primary process is over before the convention. and if you don't you go to the convention and battle it out. kennedy: he could get to the 1,237 ithe pry primary caucus state or use his art of the deal negotiating skills to paint a beautil picture with his totongue. >> before this elect most pepeoe didn't knonow any of this. they didn't know about superdelegates and delegates and the 50 percents. so dad are coming off the couch saying what's going on? what is this again? he has gone the people
interested in this process and the average american is saying this stinks. kennedy: i think people will say that even if they are not donald trump supporters. >> it's the dan has been done, the exit polls in wisconsin showed even trump supporters and cruz supporters, something like 35% won't vote for the nominee of the republican party. that's astonishing. the crackup has already happened. it doesn't matter who is going to get nominated. but the damage is done. kennedy: we are going to do more damage. coming up. bernie sananders buried hillary clinton in wisconsin. if shehe doesn't pull off the nw york primary,
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and matt welch. this is a st win for who? >> bernie. it will create a huge problemm for hillary. she was the senator from new york. if he wins new york we are creeping towards a situation where bernie might have the same number of normal delegates. if that becomes true through california and elsewhere, you are talking about the democratic front runner. they may not follow hillary to the general. >> it could get stranger on the democratic side than the republican sid cahe close the gap? bernie sanders is 11 points behind. >> i wouldn't underestimate him. he's from brooklyn. he has somewhat of a ground game.
he's raising aon of money. i think hillary especially in new york thought she was entitled to it because she was the nator here. i think he could close the gap and not lose by 10-plus points. it's momentum. if you look at the exit polling, it's not just an issue of democrat voters. democrat voters say hillary clinton is untrustworthy and she is a liar. if she can't get out oher primary without leaving those word behind to describe her. she has a bigger problem than when this process is over. kennedy: i don't think bernie sanders -- >> the more governme, the more problems. >> hillary clinton will be able to implement more government. >> there is a way bernie sanders could influence government a lot, and one is through foreign policy.
but he sits above the regulatory agencies. right? the united states government has 4 million employees. he's the boss. how do you think hgoing to run the va or epa. >> he had the chance when he was chairman of thboard on the senate and there were plenty of people who died on his watch. >> he would rather talk about thevil koch brothers than talk about the lousy veterans administration. kennedy: you make it sounds like he would be distracted. >> regulation stifles as much economic activity in this country than anything else. there is no democratic accountability for it. >> at worse sanders would say it's working. june stossel is showing a tape
saying b bread line is a signgne commission working. >> hillary is more free market because you can bribe her. who are the economists who think the economy is good. the guy who sees in two directions. >> bill kristol? you are not talking about krugman, are you? he was a big va apoll jujusts. >> a lot of liberals say the va is proper single payer healthcare can work. kennedy: shame on all of you. the panel returns in just a little bit. tall, beautiful and oscar winning actress charlize theron says it's tough to be a tall, beautiful actress and get serious movie roles. boo-hoo.
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make sure ron paul suppoporters didn't upstage mitt romney. welcome back, dr. paul. >> thank you, kennedy. kennedy: how did you feel about it back in 2012? >> well, i think what i was thininking back there is they scare easily. i didn't see myself as a tremendous threat. we had the rules on our side and were getting the delegates and we should have had a chance to be nominated and have a speech, but they got intimidated. that's on you intimidated they get with issues. the rule was written to ex duluth collude me from having even a little bit of influence on them. now they are really in a box because they don't have an easy answer. if they exclude trump now they will be in trouble. if they allow it to happen, they
think they can't control him. they created their own problem and you can't fefeel too sorry r m. kennedy: these are some of the unintended consequences we talk about when we discuss libertarianism. you don't know where it's going to rear its ugly head, and it's getting ugly on the republican side. is there something that feels vindicated? i know a lot of your supporters in 201 i remember being at that convention, and they were so upset and so passionate of those delegates who were ready to do battle for you, and they felt so thwarted by the republican party. is this ndication for you and your supporters? >> in many ways it is. before it shows the short comings of the party leadership and how easily they are intimidated and they don't want to have a set of rules. the only thing that can counter
act is a full force of the voters themselves which is very difficult, becse the establishment, the people that control the party control the rules. likewise people are angry with the democrats, too. they have these superdegates. you can do well, but we have superdelegates in case the race is close and we can assign it and the establishment always wins. what happens if you have a libertarian, the republicans aren't a wle lot different than the democrats. so who really gets a choice. kennedy: we could be on the road to two contested conventions. bernie sanders is sayinghe same thingng. donald trump explaed how he would make a 2,000-mile border wall and compel mexico to pay for it. he said he would threaten to cut off transfers of money to their families in mexico unless the
untry makes a one-time payment to build that wall. what do you think? >> i tnk it sounds like theft. and i think it sounds like something illegal. it sounds like it's immoral. there is $24 billion transferred to mexico through remittances and says he's going to get $5 billion or $6 billion. it does great harm to those companies that transfer this money. because they have been doing this for a long time. this whole idea of attacking remittances and turning that into a political positive when it many such a negative thing. i thought of t the remittances s the best way to have foreign aid. let people come, and they take their ney back and they -- the populace said they have the money, what are they going to do with it? they have to buymerican goods.
but the economicof this is just so bizarre to think that theyan do that. but a lot of pple will buy into it and say theris a way to pay it. believe me we are always being taxed one way other other. if these people are set up in the e-verify system, and they are buying things, and thedo pay saletaxes and fuel taxes, it gives them an etional invest in mexico. you cut that off, what are people going to doecause they are not starving in mexico. ey are not going to come to the united states. if you think we have an immigration problem stop re-mittanses and you will see how ny more people are crossing the border. >> we have to remember where he's getting his authority. he's gepght it from the patrtrit act. he's claiming he can use that as the authority.
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kennedy: a recent gq interview charlize theron said how many roles are out there for the gorgeous gown wearing 8-foot model? what he meaty roles -- does this meanoday vine has an advantage over katie? >> i'm a 7. and you have oy been an 8 for 10 years. you u spent the ninth as a 6.1. noabsolute power corrupts absolutely. now that you a hot you can't
wait to lord it over. kennedy: that's hardly accurate. katie, you are hot. and you are smart and you are blond. are you in a cultural disadvantage. >> what i she talking about. if they didn't hire beautiful people to work in hollywood, she wouldn't be working the. she is complaining about thing that don't exist. kennedy: remember the timehe was dying and speaking swedish? >> i saw her in monster r where she was a hideous beast. i was prprepared to defend her n thisis because it makes plauause sense. but monster happened.
you get to use makeup. halle berry does it. kennedy: in monster's ball they got to ugly themsees up. >> they are never playg themselves. she acts like you walk into a room to play yourself in a movie. you are not. >> pretty women do td to be stupid because they don't have to be smart. everyone invites them to parties. what aboutut these two. katie grew up in the middle of nowhere, totally secluded, didn't know she was pretty until high school. we already explained kennedy. joannene nosuchinsky had a back brace most of her middle scol.
pretty women tend to b be dumb d ththat's why viewers don't take them seriously. justin bieber is catching flack for his new hairstyle. justin bieber has racist hair. is that true? >> he's appropriating hippie culture which i think is much more offensive. kennedy: i saw a blond asian woman on the subway. should i have said sometng? >> i don't spend time on college campuses for obvious reasons. kennedy: restraining orders? >> whatever. when i wt to college white dudes with dreads and white chicks with drds than there were black people. >> it's not blackshat are
guess aappropriate. no one in africa has dreads. they he shorts and a ski boot and ugh and they are stoned. their cull tires out of it. kin * my heart is aroused. >> i don't care with justin bieber's hair is. kennedy: i love the idea that justin bieber went into a salon and spent probably 3,000 dollars on that hair and everyone is saying he's racist. speak of buzz aldrin, he's the second man to walk on the moon and the next man to walk into my heart.
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kennedy: look at that. buzz aldrin a decorated astronaut along with neil armstrong, the second man to walk on the moon. he reflects on his life in his new them our. "no dream is too high," life lessons from the man who walked on the moon. >> i can rea too. kennedy: when you came back from the moon, you had to go in quiewrn teen. did u find that you had any super powers. >> but why?
kennedy: did you inhale moon dust? >> there may be germs up in and we might bring them back. you might have gotten sick, see? kennedy: i might not be here. >> you were, you are not that old. kennedy: i was born in '72 within a few years after the big moon landing. did your body change when you came back. did yoyou feel different? >> yeah. theris a little balance you haven't had that much gravity. and so maybe you have been coming back and floating after you had a little bit of gravity. then you come back in the atmosphere. you get a few gs coming back. kennedy: did it make you more macho.
>> fighter pilots are always macho. kennedy: you talked about experiencing alcoholism and depression when you returned. do you think coming down from the excitement of that sort of exploration that would have been hard to imagine a decade before you guys went? was it something about the moon itlf that changed you? >> my first book or biography, i talk and he writes. i do that frequently. was entitled, "return to earth." not journey to the moon." anybody can do that. buthis is the return to earth. because that was more difficult, really. and after i had been named to a crew, i came home and told my wife. and i am on the apollo 11, and it looks like we may be given a chance to land.
but, you know, i really would just as soon be on a later flight, because this one if we are a success could get a lot tf publicity. kennedy: were you a shy person? did you not want that publicity? >> i didn't want that much. kennedy: do you think the government is hiding aliens from us? >> ware aliens. weame back. kennedy: you are wearing a shirt that says get your ass to marches. when you get your ass to mars? >> that would be crazy? , i'm an across h -- an i'm an
octe gerks nerian. so i have to leave it up to somebody else. by got to teach them. i have got to get them motivated. kennedy: still very vovolved in the space program. >> i have a better plan than anybody else. >> do you like the idea of private space exploration? >> it's not either/or. it's not t moon or mars. so we know how t to do them when they get to mars. it's all in the book. kennedy: "no dream itoo high." >> i'm learning. and i ain't seen nothing yet. when you think about success, what d does it look like? is it becoming a better professor by being a more adventurous student?
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kennedy: jimmy failla, a frequent guestn this program and a successful new york-basesd standup comedian. he says behind closed doors most standup come is support donald trump for a reason you may not anticipate. he says the trump-effect is sending shock waves through comedy. >> this is azing. kennedy: we heard about the trump-effect in voting and politics. what is it in comedy? he's as fertile as everyone predicted. but the gold has no shelf life because the controversies keep coming. kennedy: you have to keep writing. >> if you are an active comic it's amazizing.
if you tell a build the wall joke, it's like to free bird. but he forces you to stay aggressive. kennedy: small hands and building a wall is so two weeks ago. nothing has a shelf life. remember everybody hammered chris christie? that's gone. nobody even knows it happened. he gave out lyndsey graham's phone jump. he gave out a candidate's phone number. he gave out bernie sanders's beeper. people don't know that. kennedy: who's page me. >> comics like him. they like him more than they think. kennedy: you say there are pro-trump come is. are they pro-trump because they want him to get elected so they can keep writing funny s stuff n orhilosophically they you
voter him. he's desensitizing to us language. you know how we have this culture where if someone says a bad word they have to lose their job. kennedy: or get disinswrietd a college speech. he says 10 things a speech. so for that reason we want him to keep going. that part is helpful. >> we talked about how heard it is for come toiks go on college campuses. you will get banned and protested. >> the people who wrote this name in chk at emory college. they are knitting quilts, lightingandles, weeping it out. it's embarrassing. he shined a light on howe embarrassing our culture has become with micro-aggression and safe spaces. kennedy:n one college the dean was like this is a violent racist act. it's like, r really?
for writing trum 2016. that's where i thinknk he's amazing. highly cyrus was supposedly the wreckingall. he's the wrecking ball. kennedy: what if he got nude and got on her wrecking ball. >> we have 7 months to go, i'm not ruling this out. e man is on twitter sat 3:40 in the morning. in that regard he's driving topical comedy. because every day he drieflts narrative in this country and is calling out the dance numbers. you know that wedding dance they do where they like -- the hustle. bus stop now. one stop now. he's doing that. small hands now, build a wall now. he just keeps going. kennedy: he's going out and people are listening, filling comedy clu.
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